“That dog, that dog that is barking - that is not my dog.”
Nov 21st
I call SHOTGUN!
Nov 21st
Men are failed women at birth. (Right guys?)
Nov 21st
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Don’t be a quitter! I’m a carnival Bozo. You know what BOZO stands for?
Nov 21st
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Let’s explode with protoplasm invisibly scattering the faces of animals!
Nov 21st
“IF YOU DONT LOV GARY BUSEY THEN CHECK YOUR PULSE!!!!”
Nov 21st
This is the kind of party you want to be a part of. You know...
Nov 21st
“Fuck you, Van Damme”
Nov 21st
“I’m a Christian! You know what JESUS stands for? Just...”
Nov 21st
You know what FANS stands for? Following And k(N)owing...
Nov 21st
“Fuck you, Rourke.”
Nov 21st
Poo transplants are against Jesus. Drinking...
Nov 21st
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Me and my buddy Andy Dick. ME, Gary Busey and my FRIEND Andy Dick.
Nov 21st
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This is called a bolo. I bought three angus bulls when I was 15.
Nov 21st
You know what DUMMIES stands for? Dummies Under Mechanical...
Nov 21st
You know what `FEAR` stands for? It stands for `False...
Nov 21st
“Hang on for Shelley!”
Nov 21st
Great things like this only happen for the first time once.
Nov 20th
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Slow down with your talking and don’t do this again.
Nov 20th
I kissed a monkey. Then I did cocaine off it. I’m Gary...
Nov 20th
Okay Twilight I’m ready for you.
Nov 20th
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Prayer is like laughter. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. I’ve been in 150 movies. B-I-B-L-E.
Nov 20th
“Fuck you Nolte.”
Nov 20th
“I have a head injury.”
Nov 20th
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Keep your balance right, dummy! I’m gonna vomit while I milk your cow.
Nov 20th
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Ha Ha! I’m making you nervous, here I am.
Nov 20th
YOU! I’ve been looking for you for years!!!
Nov 20th
Speak into the microphone, squid...
Nov 20th
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Oops I’m going to jail.
Nov 20th
Bird season is over, butthorn.
Nov 20th
I love shopping! These are my pants! I’m not even...
Nov 20th
I snorted cocaine off my dog.
Last night.
Nov 20th
It’s me! Gary Busey
Nov 20th
That’s not me, Gary Busey
Nov 20th
CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE
Nov 20th
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If I only teach you one thing it’s this: The past is history, the future’s a mystery and...
Nov 19th
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Walker Texas Busey.
Nov 19th
“I’ll break you tonight.”
Nov 19th
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Speak up because I cannot hear you!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE.
Nov 19th
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Good afternoon.
Nov 19th
Man I'm totally drunk!
Cause I’m Gary Busey!!!!
Nov 19th
Oh hey!
Nov 19th